#970 Using fancy hotel lobby bathrooms when you’re out walking around

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Jean Paul

"Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time."

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#971 Real-bearded Santas

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#972 Any food that requires a stack of napkins and Wet-Naps to eat

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#973 Sleeping in clean bed sheets

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Pearl S. Buck

"One faces the future with one's past."

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#974 Delivering a high ten

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Joseph Brodsky

"Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family."

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#975 Extremely loud airplane toilet flushes

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Charles Dickens

"I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year."

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#976 Flossing your teeth

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Dr. Seuss

"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."

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#977 The smell of gasoline fumes

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Charles Kingsley

"There's no use doing a kindness if you do it a day too late."

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#978 Putting all the toppings on a hot dog bun before the actual hot dog

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#979 Anything that can actually grow wings

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Aldous Huxley

"Dream in a pragmatic way."

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#980 Old, dangerous playground equipment

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Hosea Ballou

"No one has a greater asset for his business than a man's pride in his work."

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#981 Wearing warm underwear just out of the dryer

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E. Stanley Jones

"We grow small trying to be great."

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#982 Picking your nose

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George Washington

"Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder."

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#983 That pile of assorted drinks left in your fridge after a party

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Ausonius

"Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself."

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#984 Eating the last piece of dessert somebody left in a dish at your house

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#985 Eating things after the expiry date

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#986 When you pull up to a red light and the guy in front of you moves up a bit so you can make a right turn

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#987 Picking a perfect nacho off someone else’s plate

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#988 The Gas Arrow

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#989 Blowing your nose in the shower

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#990 Picking up a q and u at the same time when playing Scrabble

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Leo Rosten

"Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them."

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#991 Really, really old Tupperware containers

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#992 Being the first table to get called up to the dinner buffet at a wedding

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#993 Big fat baseball players

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#994 Waiters and waitresses who bring you free refills without asking

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#995 Finding money in your old coat pocket

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The first wealth is health."

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#996 Cracking open a pack of tennis balls and taking a big sniff

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#997 Locking people out of the car and then pretending to drive away

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Mother Teresa

"We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do."

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#998 Getting grass stains when you shouldn’t be getting grass stains

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Robert Half

"When one teaches, two learn."

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#999 That last, crumby triangle in a bag of potato chips

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#1000 Broccoflower

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J. R. R. Tolkien

"Courage is found in unlikely places."

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